So, first thing’s first! The one first episode of season 3 that was out last week? Cancel that shit!! We are back for real! We gotta new set, if you’re not a YouTube subscriber, you better get into it!
The Discovery Zone this week is riddled with lil babies! Tia Mowry and her husband Cory Hardict welcomed their baby girl this past weekend, Jordin Sparks and her man revealed their brand new baby boy, and Amerie celebrated her baby shower! Tina Knowles showed us that Black people kick it at the Kentucky Derby. More about Kanye. Who wasn’t on She Bad? And Starbucks Settlement got people trippin’.
#MuteRKelly is in the Petty Parlor just because, what took y’all so long? An Armor Truck spilled $600K on the highway, and if you took some of that dough, you better hide out, sis. Also, Rihanna may not like Drake, but damnit I do! Just kidding, I’m sure they’re fine. But he’s fine. Okay, I’m done.
The Main Word this week is the “Summer Thot Kit”. Wanna be thotty this summer? Let us tell you how to do it the right way! In them DMs and out them feelings.
Knock It The Fuck Off to everyone who has an issue with LGBTQ history and great, big Praises Due to Janelle Monae, Childish Gambino, and Jada Pinkett Smith!
Thank you all for coming back! We’ll see you next week!